Android confusion

WTF?
Seriously.  Am I supposed to be annoyed at how Android works?  Am I supposed to be annoyed that it is downloading "updates"?   If the answer to either is "no", then someone has failed, badly.
I'm supposed to not-notice background crap.  When a game auto-pauses because it sees that it was superseded, that's a hide-in-the-background fail. I've removed the download manager's ability to generate notices, and the Play Store may soon follow if the stupid "background" notices don't stay in the background like they should.
If the UI would stop annoying me, I'd not be annoyed.